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The Name of the Game
What a videogame needs to be a success in today’s competitive market is a good catchy name.
Naming a videogame—or any other product, for that matter—is not a simple task. A bland or unappealing name will turn off potential players. How many people, for instance, would have looked twice at Pac-Man if it had been named The Yellow Thing With the Big Mouth?
Therefore, as a service to game designers everywhere, we are now offering our never-fail Name-Your-Own-Videogame Chart. All you have to do is take one word from column A, one from column Band one from column C to create a unique and colorful name guaranteed to sell any game.
| A | B | C |
| SPACE | DUNGEON | ATTACK |
| STAR | DEMON | DUEL |
| GALACTIC | PLANET | PATROL |
| COSMIC | VORTEX | BLASTERS |
| HYPER | SPIDER | FIGHTER |
| SUPER | DRONE | ARMADA |
| TURBO | BOMBER | TREK |
| DEATH | SWORD | QUEST |
| SOLAR | ROBOT | BUTZ |
| STELLAR | EMPIRE | COMMANDOS |
| LUNAR | FORTRESS | RAIDERS |
| FIRE | GREMLIN | AVENGER |
| LASER | LEGION | PURSUIT |
| MYSTIC | ZOMBIE | STALKERS |
| DOOM | MONSTER | MAZE |
