Information about Data Recorder from Episode: Volge Incursion named Kraag’s Tall Tale.
Personal Recording of Cass Ducar
So, I just surfaced from the Ridgecrest Mine with enough Ark Tech to buy a new roller. You know what I’m talkin’ about? This time, unlike you rookies, I was real smart and brought an oxygen tank. Dug way deep in that mine’s belly.
My hailer starts going all bersercko. Static… all like. What the fudge is wrong with this thing? Right? I think nothing of it, unzip and start watering the flowers. I’m on the second shake when… Shit me! Volge!
He starts shooting that cold fire whatzamajig. You guys know I’m nimble. I’m dodging left, I’m juking right… This fucker is mean. I don’t have my gun on.
I just finished pissin’… so I grab the freaking oxygen tank and I’m like eat this, and smack that mother fucker right in the face. The tank splits open and sprays the goods all on his grill.
He goes down. I’m all like. What? Did I Just kick a Volge’s ass with an oxygen tank? I am badass. You know? You know.
I look at this mother… big crack in his armor. I didn’t do that. Wait, that ain’t armor. It’s growing on him!
This dude’s armor is part of his frickin’ anatomy. So I peek under the crack…he’s all burned up under the armor from the oxygen. I shit you not, Cass. Seriously.
Shut up, Kraag. You’re such a liar.
