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EMC Security Surveillance of High Command

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Commanding Officer

Colonel Hampton Hammerhead Gretch, you look like shit you old dog.

Colonel Gretch

Sir.

Commanding Officer

At ease.

Can’t get used to those extra stars on your shoulders, you son of a bitch.

Colonel Gretch

Yeah, that’s somethin’ huh?

Commanding Officer

Ham, I got an assignment I think is right up your pipe. At my new rung on the ladder I get to see some files most officer’s will never lay eyes on.

Colonel Gretch

Project Piper? The E-Rep reviving the marching band?

Commanding Officer

Was an EMC experiment… this tech named Peter Nardone figured out a way to control hellbugs with sound waves.

At least, he claimed he could. I want you to take a platoon out to claim his lab and re-launch this project. What do you think?

Colonel Gretch

Those hellbugs will be tap dancing and feeding you grapes by the time I’m done.

Commanding Officer

And Gretch… I don’t have to be concerned about your… frame of mind, do I?

Colonel Gretch

You buyin’ into that bullshit? C’mon, it’s me.